IM BACK!!!!!!

What’s up yall?  Sorry about the long absence but  i’m back and ready to get back to ragging on this ” Twilight Saga.” Soo most of you have either gone and seen New Moon, with your ladies hope, or  like me have not seen it but is sick of all the Facebook, Twitter, and Myspace posts about this damn movie. Yea it did great with its midnight madness viewings, it grossed a lot at the box office… but this has to mean one thing, thats there’s alot of people out there  like us here at FTF( fuck the forks) that must be tired of all the Twilight fuss, so here it , once again a place for you to vent all you Twilight frustrations and just talk shit with us…. ALL IN GOOD FUN OF COURSE…..

TEAM Jake for sure in this clip…. lol

Twilight cast on Conan

Conan has always been my favorite late night show. Here’s a clip from last night’s show. Who needs to watch the movie? This pretty much sums it up.

Do you know how I know you’re gay?

You’re rockin this shirt. What guy in the right mind would buy this?

Another Day, Another Dollar…..

SUCKERS

So I pull into work around 9:15 am on a beautiful Monday morning and the first thing I see is 3000 females  screaming Edward and Bella. My first instinct is to drive around to see if I knew anyone in line.  Maybe even see if the WTF chicks are in line so I can honk at them. (like the ol’skool days driving around Serramonte bus stop) but what I find is all these young ass females that cut school to see the rejects of the movie. As I go on with my day, with every customer I help. I occasionally hear of people passing out, even getting trampled from the massive crowd that’s brewing outside. All I can say is really, really tho…  it’s time for lunch. I walk to the food court in astonishment I see hot topic full of reporters from all the local news channels here in tha bay area. In my head im saying “damn this is a big thing to see all the reporters with their cameras out interviewing all these folks”. Well,  as I ordered my food at Sorabol I sat next to this chick that was interviewing some dude and he was talking major trash about the 1st movie and how it was half ass, he kept goin on and on and on about how he hates the movie but he was there to get an autograph for his wife. Shit had me laughing so bad I almost choked on my BBQ Chicken sheesh. It reminded me of my situation too. I have to support my wife and watch the movie in LA next week. All I can say is SUCKERS we got played Kuya Vince and D-rock look foward to getting fucked up drinking Henn watching the movie……….

And introducing…in this corner…..

weighing in at 180 LBs, standing 6’2″, hailing out of San Francisco, California……

The newest team member in the fight against the all things evil, specifically this abomination, which started out as a minor annoyance.  I am speaking up for all who find that this obession that has consumed our loved ones, making them unable to function rationally.  Having them chasing vampires to the ends of the earth(or at least vancouver), sitting up all night reading New Moon for the 18th time all the while ignoring us, and waiting in lines for midnight showings of a half decent movie.  Heck, this year’s MTV Movie Awards should’ve just been called the “Twilight Awards.”

In any case, for all the men(and women) out there who can’t stand hearing, “Edward” or “Bella”, we are here for you!

ME AGAINST THE WORLD

Hello World,

I’m waking up to just to realize that I must write on fuck the forks. Wow isn’t that some shit! So different from writing poetry or even songs. Whatever in the mind shows on on paper. well in this case my blackberry bold. What is this world coming to. We got females bloggin about some book even a movie or two. So so damn caught up, waist deep. that they must Go and follow a dude that’s looks like a pale brady bunch mo’fucka all over the world. I guess you can call that dedication to their craft but I call that  stupidity. Stalker status in so many ways. That if a guy did it. He would be arrested. When a female does it cute or cool. An adventure in its own. Yes you can say im a lil against their ways, but what can we do. Like my wife I can tell her it isn’t coo but she’s gunna do it anyways. Fuck what we say. cause we can’t win!!! so we post like they post, but this time about them………… till we meet again. say it loud and proud FUCK THE FORKS….

and party with me all weekend.

mighty on friday.

milk on sat

Disneyland

   

 

 

       So from the title your probably thinking what does this have to do with Twilight, right? Well over the past weekend me and my girlfriend took a trip down to Socal and visited the happiest place on earth.  Before we left  for the trip i had one request, NO TWILIGHT. ha  ya right I told myself, but i actually wanted to say thank you to her for doing a good job at keeping the twilight email and gossip to a minnimum!!  I know  she wasnt able to go cold turkey the  whole weekend but she did a great job! There were a few times when  I was like wow, are u serious?  one of the rides she keep calling it the twilight ride, yes durring the right they do reference the Twilight Zone , but the ride was HOLLYWOOD TOWER OF TERROR, not Twilight!! I know there were a few times when she had to get her email fix in, I could tell by the look on her face when I came in the room and she put the phone down quickly.  The last day as were were on our way back, at the airport I was over it and she had done such a great job, so she emailled, sent the email out to the wrong ppl( or at least some of the ppl were not supposed to be cc’d?)  haha i told her ” thats what she gets for emailing on our vacation” jokingly of course!  This post is more of a thank you for how well you did on the tripp and how considerate you were about our trip!  I know it took alot  for you to do that this past weekend  and i know how much u like twilight !

 

 

THANK YOU

Same Boat?

Ok, so I know this just cant be me and my situation. There has to be some other ppl ut there that 1. Dont like twilight bit at the same time dont hate it  2. Have a girlfriend or boyfriend( were not prejudice)  that loves this shit.  When I say love it i mean it! Soo hopefully there is a bunch of you out there that are in the sam e boat as me?? If you are, jump on board and support this blog!!!

Here are a few examples of what would categories your signifigant other and a fanatic:

1. Her and her friends  start their own blog (www.whattheforks.wordpress.com   # 38  Twilight blog right now, )

2. They blog and gossip daily, in most cases more than once a day

3. Go watch the midnight viewing of the movie in theaters, back in Nov.

4. Make their boyfriends stand in line at midnight day of the DVD release

5. Hide under their desk’s and take pictures with a what the forks post it, to blogg

my twilight fanatic

Oh yea how can I  forget? Plan  a Trip with 12 other  girls to Vancouver to “accidentally” run intio the cast of  THE NEW MOON, or should I say go there to stalk them? Just a little piece of advice for any of the actors in the movie, RUN!!!  run as fast as you can, it can get dangerous for you….

Its Been A While

Hey everyone, sorry for the long delay in bewteen blogs, at first i was waiting for a couple of  other ppl going to get on here and blog with me  but  they were having some techinical difficulties so for now its just me and dont worry it will be updated more often for the non twilight fans or for the boyfriend of a twilight fanatic/ obsessor!! so yes, im back on this!!

The Origional WTForks….

 

 

    Ok so this  blog isnt trying to make fun of the WTforks girls or their blog… They are all good at what they do, they were actually our motivation to making this blog!!  This blog is for their other halves, the men in their lives. The ones that need to put up with the hours that our ladies spend on  the computer drooling over ficticious characters. This is for the MEN, real life men, that have to hear about how dreamy and romantic Edward Cullen is. Sorry guys we will never be looked at the same as him, impossible… Trust me he’s a fucking vampire..

 

 This is for the regualr guy who knows about Twilight  BECAUSE of the lady in his life…

DISCLAIMER:

     The WTForks ladies are all good writters and get alot of good info, this blog will not be talking bad about them or their blog.  It might, ok it will talk about  alot of the stuff that they are doing, talking about, or will do but it is all in funn and game.. so pls no wtforks fans hating us…